7-31-07

Woolloomooloo.

7-30-07

Nintendo was founded in 1889.

7-29-07

My tolerance for squalor is not infinite. (I vacuumed my room today.)

7-28-07

Julie's number one complaint about the fact that her heart palpitations have gotten so severe she needs to wear a heart monitor: "I can't wear any low-cut shirts."

7-27-07

Even if you don't like board games, take a look at some of these amazing board game pictures. My new desktop wallpaper:

(click to see the big and awesome version)

7-26-07

I broke down and got Firefox last week and, yeah, it's better.

7-25-07

Freecell kicks ass.

7-24-07

The plural of "mongoose" is "mongooses."

7-23-07

Thomas Edison electrocuted an elephant.

7-22-07

"Then a red light came on the dashboard and he said, 'What's that?' and I said, 'Don't worry about it, that's just to tell whether or not that bulb is working.'"

-- Steven Wright

7-21-07

If you eat lobster with your hands for lunch, your hands will smell like fish for the rest of the day no matter how many times you wash them with soap.

7-20-07

I can't tell if this is some kind of elaborate joke or what the hell is going on.

7-19-07

Golden Axe was released for Xbox Live!!

7-18-07

The world is a bitter, ugly piece of shit.

7-17-07

Goto statements are awesome.

7-16-07

Dr. Seuss never had kids.

7-15-07

The battery in my car is dead for no real reason.

7-14-07

Dave's mom rocks at Scattergories.

7-13-07

Kittens in the same litter can have different fathers.

7-12-07

Contrary to popular belief, driving a stick shift is very easy. Accelerating from rest, however, is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.

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Today is my cat's ninth birthday.