1-16-09

Meat accoutrements.

12-13-08

The Benny Hillifier. "Add Yakety Sax to anything!"

12-1-08

Monster.com is sending me emails against my will with what it thinks are jobs I might like. Let's see what insightful career advice it has for me today:

"My saved search: Technical Writing
Title: Land Combat Electronic Missile System Repairer."

Yes, I do believe that's it, exactly.

11-15-08

Door-to-door meat salesmen.

10-29-08

The US Puzzle and Sudoku Championships.

The "puzzle" part is okay, but...I think this is worse than tournament rock-paper-scissors.

10-20-08

"Raw Horseflesh" is a real flavor of ice cream you can get in Japan.

10-4-08

Proof that unicorns hate mimes:

9-2-08

Soul Calibur now has Mortal Kombat-style fatalities. What is this, 1992?

7-27-08

GRE test-takers are given exactly six pieces of scratch paper. You can ask for more, but they won't give you any unless you return the first six. That is some Draconian scratch paper management policy, there.

7-24-08

There is something even more disgusting than body piercings. Oh my god.

6-10-08

So that was a good use of my time.

5-6-08

Bacon doughnuts.


You can get them in Oregon.

4-6-08

Anal bleaching.

"Anal bleaching is the practice of bleaching the pigmentation of the skin of light-skinned people around the anus. It is used for cosmetic purposes."

There are so many things in those two sentences that I don't understand.

3-23-08

Boners!

3-13-08

Slang That I'm Officially Too Old For, #2:

rickroll (v) -- to present someone with a hyperlink that points to this video, yet claim that it points to some other, infinitely more interesting, thing.

For example: Scarlett Johansson finally shows her boobs!

2-8-08

Um, okay.

2-3-08

The Superbowl featured a commercial for porn.

1-28-08

Unsure about Scientology? Perhaps Tom Cruise can sway you.

12-20-07

What I want for Christmas.

12-3-07

Sudoku Toilet Paper. I'm not even kidding.