12-9-08

This is not photoshopped. It's called a coconut crab and it's terrifying.

10-5-08

Were children's toys always this terrifying, and we just never noticed?

10-2-08

Athletes have Gatorade, but playing sports is nothing compared to the extreme intensity of sitting at a computer. That's why we gamers need Mana Potions, the most terrifying energy product in the universe. Don't believe me? Here. I don't care how useful Vitamin B12 is; cramming 6667% of it into a 50 mL capsule can't possibly be a good idea.