4-11-08

I thought perhaps that this would be the year there would be no snow in April. Just once in my lifetime, I would like to go the entirety of April without seeing any fucking snow!!

2-6-08

Why does it snow? Why can't it just, I don't know, not snow, instead?

2-5-08

Naturally, the year I move to Wisconsin is the snowiest winter in the state's history.