9-9-07

Garlic can go bad.

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"I put [the CD] on random order. Eventually, track 1 came up, so I got a little excited. Clearly, this song was designed to be first on the CD, so it must be highly respected...

This got me thinking. I put this CD on random order, so instantly by placing no preference on the order of the songs, I'm giving preference to the later songs. These are the songs that the CD creator didn't think were as good (otherwise they'd appear earlier on the CD). Thus, random order is actual[ly] an insult to the creator of the CD and their taste of music."

-- Andy

9-8-07

In football, it is possible to score exactly one point.

9-7-07

Jerry Springer was once the mayor of Cincinnati.

9-6-07

Anna Kournikova wasn't total trash. At one point she was the No 1 ranked doubles tennis player in the world.

9-5-07

# is called an octothorpe.

9-4-07

Dice stacking.

9-3-07

I wish every weekend were a three-day weekend.

9-2-07

At the Minnesota State Fair, you could buy yogurt at a place called "Custard's Last Stand."

9-1-07

Brain Surgery.

8-31-07

Who Wants to be An Idiot?

8-30-07

Q: What kind of candy is never on time?

A: Choco-late!

Laffy Taffy jokes are an abomination.

8-29-07

The Dorks Behind Penny Arcade.

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"Not failure, Utahraptor! Approximations of success!"

-- Dinosaur Comics

(Yeah, I know. I linked the same comic two days in a row. That just means it's really awesome.)

8-28-07

OGC.

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Rats can't vomit.

8-27-07

Content Aware Image Resizing. Kickass video.

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"I object to being called a chess genius, because I consider myself to be an all-around genius who just happens to play chess."

-- Bobby Fischer

One of the greatest chess players of all time was also a paranoid freaking nutcase.

8-26-07

Why I love reading YouTube comments:

Snorlaxxxrked as spam

This video would be a lot better without the gay music.

Gimpyfish62 Marked as spam

your user name would be a lot better without all the gay x's.

its too bad i cant mute those.

8-25-07

Mortal Kombat fatalities. 2:46 is my favorite. Needless to say, people who don't like violence should not watch this video.

8-24-07

QFT is internet slang for "quoted for truth." I thought it meant "quit fucking trying."

8-23-07

"Euchre was a cool game, even my favorite card game. As near as I can tell Euchre had one fault: it just wasn't gay enough.

Milking has changed that."

Milking in euchre is not as widespread as I thought. Check out my crusade to get this awesome shot by Mandy onto BoardGameGeek:

8-22-07

Wisconsin is Soda.

8-21-07

Oscar Mayer is based in Madison.