9-8-08

Incident

Once riding in old Baltimore,
Heart-filled, head-filled with glee;
I saw a Baltimorean
Keep looking straight at me.

Now I was eight and very small,
And he was no whit bigger,
And so I smiled, but he poked out
His tongue, and called me, "Nigger."

I saw the whole of Balimore
From May until December;
Of all the things that happened there
That's all that I remember.

-- Countée Cullen

7-12-08

"Fuck Apples to Apples."

-- David

11-25-07

Lila has a staircase in her closet.

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Marina: "Lila, I'm so uncivilized!"
Lila: "Shut the fuck up and eat your pie."

Marina: "He's homosexual."
Lila: "He's not homosexual, he's European."

11-8-07

Hollywood writers have gone on strike. Now, if you know me, you know that I'd be the last person on the planet to care about derailed TV shows, but seriously. You people write for a fucking living. You ungrateful bitches.

11-2-07

I should really learn to stop clicking on links that Andy sends me.

9-23-07

Fucking Austria.