1-23-09

A Texas high school basketball coach was fired after his team won a game 100-0.

1-22-09

12-22-08

Wearable hummingbird feeder. A product that finally rectifies the central objection I've always had with hummingbird feeders, which is that you couldn't wear them on your face.

12-8-08

"Trying to set my old ripped up mattress on fire. How to prevent the house from burning too?

I finally got a new mattress so I want to get rid of my old one. Its too heavy to carry downstairs so I was going to burn it right in the room. How do I prevent from the whole house burning down? I set it in the middle of the room and away from the walls and the walls are covered in foil. Should this be good enough?"

And of course, the expert answers. My favorite: "This is rather an odd question for the pregnancy section."

12-3-08

"A Ross Township man accused of shooting his girlfriend waived his right to a preliminary hearing Wednesday.

Authorities say a 17-year-old McCandless girl was shot in the groin on Feb. 27 at Timothy Madden's Perry Highway apartment.

The girl and the 23-year-old Madden were engaged in "bedroom activities" when the gun discharged, police said.

Details are graphic, but police said the incident involved a .45-caliber handgun with a condom on it, and the weapon somehow went off."

The full story.

11-21-08

"I took my husband's i-phone and found a raunchy picture of him attached to an e-mail to a woman ... When I approached him about this (I think that he is cheating on me) he admitted that he took the picture but says that he never sent it to anyone. He claims that ... it is an i-phone glitch: that photos sometimes automatically attach themselves to an e-mail address and appear in the sent folder, even though no e-mail was ever sent. Has anyone ever heard of this happening?"

From the Apple support forum. Read the expert replies here.

11-20-08

Hawaii Chair.

11-19-08

Today is World Toilet Day. According to the World Toilet Organization, anyway.

"Toilets deserve better social status."

11-12-08

Some schools now consider "F" a swear word.

10-16-08

The old FPS Max Payne is being made into a movie. Here's what star Mark Walhberg had to say:

''I was a little nervous about doing a movie based on a videogame because I grew up playing Pac-Man and Asteroids and there was no story there."

Holy. Shit.

7-16-08

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Yeah, you know, I felt the need to say something, but just, ok.

7-10-08

"The White House apologised for what it called 'sloppy work' and said an official had simply lifted the characterisation from the internet without reading it."

Ha, ha.

6-14-08

"For waffles and for pancakes too,
Shake, point and blast is all you do!
Make a better breakfast faster --
Batter Blaster!"

Yes, because mixing stuff with water just isn't fast or easy enough.

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Baseball players play every day.

6-7-08

Man jumps from plane with no parachute, dies.

5-7-08

Ian's Shoelace Site, featuring 17 Different Ways to Tie Shoelaces.

4-7-08

Anti Monkey Butt Powder. It's real.

3-16-08

Personalized M&M's. This is only a notch better than the Sudoku toilet paper.

3-9-08

Dave: "So, should we get going?"
Me: "Nah, it's not going to take an hour to get there."
Dave: "Um..."

Wish somebody had told me about daylight fucking savings time.

2-20-08

Earthquakes aren't caused by the movement of tectonic plates. They happen because of gay people.

2-17-08

In Japan, there is a holiday called "Black Day," which is sort of like Valentine's Day except it's for single people. Yeah, nothing says "holiday" like calling people out for being ugly, and alone.