1-5-09

Forbes.com ranked Madison the #1 city for finding a job.

I'll believe that one the moment I find, y'know. A job.

10-18-08

"One of our neighbors in Tisvilde once fixed a horseshoe over the door to his house. When a common friend asked him, `But are you really superstitious? Do you honestly believe that this horseshoe will bring you luck?' he replied, `Of course not; but I've been told it works whether you believe in it or not.'"

-- Niels Bohr

10-10-08

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A: Robin, get in the car.

This is my new favorite joke of all time.

3-28-08

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?



A: The Holocaust.

2-19-08

I know it's early, but here's a possible candidate for Best Joke of 2008:

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite steak?

A: Prime crib.

12-31-07

A polar bear walks into a bar. He comes up to the bartender and says, "I'd like ... ... ... ... ... a beer."

The bartender says, "Fine, but what's with the huge paws?"

(My congratulations to Andy for the best joke of 2007.)