1-17-08

1-16-08

Clementines can get moldy. Furthermore, if it takes you long enough to figure this out, they'll leave a giant mold smear all over your counter.

1-15-08

Snakes aren't slimy.

1-14-08

"One cannot but wonder at this constantly recurring phrase 'getting something for nothing,' as if it were the peculiar and perverse ambition of disturbers of society. Except for our animal outfit, practically all we have is handed to us gratis. Can the most complacent reactionary flatter himself that he invented the art of writing or the printing press, or discovered his religious, economic and moral convictions, or any of the devices which supply him with meat and raiment or any of the sources of pleasure as he may derive from literature or the fine arts? In short, civilization is little else than getting something for nothing."

-- James Harvey Robinson

1-13-08

1-12-08

Blizzard put out WoW commercials starring William Shatner and Mr. T.

1-11-08

1-10-08

"Nice shooting, Vic," Fisheye says.

"It's, like, one of them drug dealer boats," Vic says, looking through his magic sight. "Five guys on it. Headed our way." He fires another round. "Correction. Four guys on it." Boom. "Correction, they're not headed our way anymore." Boom. A fireball erupts from the ocean two hundred feet away. "Correction. No boat."

-- Snow Crash

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Neal Stephenson popularized the term "avatar."

1-9-08

Best cereal ever.

1-8-08

Zero Punctuation. Hilarious animated reviews of video games.

1-7-08

Pigs can get sunburn.

1-6-08

Banned commercial.

1-5-08

I visited Marina and Yuriy this weekend and they are kind of obsessed with Settlers.

1-4-08

I drove to Ann Arbor today and got lost twice. Coming out of Columbus.

1-3-08

Introductory Photoshop tutorial.

1-2-08

There is a mathematician named Jacques Tits.

1-1-08

Drew Carey is now the host of The Price is Right.

12-31-07

A polar bear walks into a bar. He comes up to the bartender and says, "I'd like ... ... ... ... ... a beer."

The bartender says, "Fine, but what's with the huge paws?"

(My congratulations to Andy for the best joke of 2007.)

12-30-07

Towing 101.

12-29-07

Doesn't Congress have better things to do?