2-6-08

Why does it snow? Why can't it just, I don't know, not snow, instead?

2-5-08

Naturally, the year I move to Wisconsin is the snowiest winter in the state's history.

2-4-08

People make games in ASCII.

2-3-08

The Superbowl featured a commercial for porn.

2-2-08

Human beatboxing.

2-1-08

E.T. saved Reese's Pieces from going out of business.

1-31-08

Late at night, nothing gets the job done like an ice cream sandwich.

1-30-08

"Enuf" is a real word. It means, "enough."

Hey, it's in the dictionary.

1-29-08

Before mercury, thermometers were made with alcohol.

1-28-08

Unsure about Scientology? Perhaps Tom Cruise can sway you.

1-27-08

Our oven is unnaturally hot.

1-26-08

Squirrels have a life expectancy of about one year.

1-25-08

You shouldn't have.

1-24-08

Groan!

1-23-08

Lance Armstrong dated Ashley Olsen.

1-22-08

Heath Ledger died today. He took too many sleeping pills.

1-21-08

Today is the second anniversary of this blog. In the two years since I started this thing, I finished college, got a job, became unemployed, and got noticeably balder. I hope the next two years are just as great.

1-20-08

Bobby Fischer is dead. Also, the founder of Wham-O.

1-19-08

I haven't linked to this comic in a while.

1-18-08

David: I'll see you in hell.
Sam: Actually, I don't think you will.
D: Why not?
S: Because I'm a ninja.
D: What, ninjas don't go to hell?
S: No, you just can't see them.