9-29-07

Women account for almost a quarter of internet pornography traffic.

9-28-07

The U.S. dollar has dropped below the Canadian dollar.

9-27-07

A flock of crows is called a murder.

9-26-07

I hadn't eaten at Taco Bell in a while, and I forgot how cheap that place is. And it's not just cheap, it's cheap -- the kind of cheap that makes you wonder what the hell they're putting in there. A pound of food for two bucks? It can't all be food.

9-25-07

For those times when icanhascheezburger just isn't enough, consider the following:


lolsecretz.

9-24-07

9-23-07

Fucking Austria.

9-22-07

Being at work on Saturday does wonders for your productivity.

9-21-07

Stupid people in large numbers are not nearly as frightening as geeks.

9-20-07

"Many human beings say that they enjoy the winter, but what they really enjoy is feeling proof against it. For them there is no winter food problem. They have fires and warm clothes. The winter cannot hurt them and therefore increases their sense of cleverness and security. For birds and animals, as for poor men, winter is another matter."

-- Richard Adams, Watership Down

9-19-07

Some guy made a recording of the farting sound his board game box makes when it opens.

9-18-07

Apparently, one isn't enough.

9-17-07

Robert Jordan died yesterday. Jim's response to the sad news:

"I don't know if that's sad news. He can't churn out any more crappy books."

9-16-07

At 2:05, this video degrades to immense retardation. But up until 2:05 it's awesome.

9-15-07

X-boxes run on Windows. Maybe that's why they crash all the time.

9-14-07

"The longest one syllable word is screeched."

I always had a feeling that Snapple lids were full of crap, and now I have proof. At a paltry nine letters, screeched is no better than strengths or scrounged. To say it is the longest word is misleading, if not inaccurate.

9-13-07

Callipygian.

9-12-07

Auto Phone Sex.

9-11-07

Back when people were illiterate, an outhouse with a crescent was for men, while a star was for the ladies.

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The Garfield Randomizer:

Sadly, it was taken down, but many of its finest creations are still on display in this thread.

9-10-07

From a forum on restaurant recommendations:

"I came in to get my takeout order from the Whitney Way location and before I said anything the guy goes 'Here for takeout?' I respond, 'Yeah. Do I look like a guy looking for takeout?' He then replies (not joking) , "You look like you're gonna rob me.'"

9-9-07

Garlic can go bad.

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"I put [the CD] on random order. Eventually, track 1 came up, so I got a little excited. Clearly, this song was designed to be first on the CD, so it must be highly respected...

This got me thinking. I put this CD on random order, so instantly by placing no preference on the order of the songs, I'm giving preference to the later songs. These are the songs that the CD creator didn't think were as good (otherwise they'd appear earlier on the CD). Thus, random order is actual[ly] an insult to the creator of the CD and their taste of music."

-- Andy

9-8-07

In football, it is possible to score exactly one point.

9-7-07

Jerry Springer was once the mayor of Cincinnati.

9-6-07

Anna Kournikova wasn't total trash. At one point she was the No 1 ranked doubles tennis player in the world.

9-5-07

# is called an octothorpe.

9-4-07

Dice stacking.

9-3-07

I wish every weekend were a three-day weekend.

9-2-07

At the Minnesota State Fair, you could buy yogurt at a place called "Custard's Last Stand."

9-1-07

Brain Surgery.