Thursday, July 31, 2008

7-30-08

Apiphobia is the fear of bees.

7-29-08

Damn. Stupid Blogger and its artificially shrinking pictures. Here's a version with less fuzzy in it.

Monday, July 28, 2008

7-28-08

The number of cards in a deck is the same as the number of weeks in a year.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

7-27-08

GRE test-takers are given exactly six pieces of scratch paper. You can ask for more, but they won't give you any unless you return the first six. That is some Draconian scratch paper management policy, there.

7-26-08

Chili is really easy to make.

Yes, that's right. I cooked. Food!

7-25-08

Tonight I played Extreme Jenga. It's like regular Jenga but with parallelograms.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

7-24-08

There is something even more disgusting than body piercings. Oh my god.

7-23-08

They're making a prequel to Battlestar Galactica. It appears to be an abomination.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

7-22-08

On August 3rd, I'm driving to Indianapolis with four friends to see Radiohead.

Broadening my cultural horizons, guys. Broadening my cultural horizons.

7-21-08

I taught my first full Kaplan class tonight. It's fun!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

7-20-08

Sifting through old college emails.

"I do wonder if all those years looking at chess boards have made you too ready to translate greys into black and white?"

-- My poetry teacher

Saturday, July 19, 2008

7-19-08

Right now if you do a Google search for "That Dead Actor" you'll find news results for Heath Ledger.

7-18-08

Inky Dreadfuls.

7-17-08

Lila has a friend whose sister is a professional tennis player. She's on Wikipedia!

7-16-08

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Yeah, you know, I felt the need to say something, but just, ok.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

7-14-08

The Deckmaster logo on the back of Magic cards has a stray pen mark.

Monday, July 14, 2008

7-13-08

Rechargeable batteries can't be recharged indefinitely.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Friday, July 11, 2008

7-10-08

"The White House apologised for what it called 'sloppy work' and said an official had simply lifted the characterisation from the internet without reading it."

Ha, ha.

7-9-08

Western Spaghetti.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

7-8-08

7-7-08

Rock Band 2 is coming out in September.

7-6-08

Yesterday I played football for the first time. Today I can't move.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

7-5-08

It is a felony to try to stop someone from calling the police.

7-4-08

Bozo the Clown died yesterday.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

7-3-08

These are real.

7-2-08

"No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. "

-- Mignon McLaughlin

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

7-1-08

Utah is instituting a 4-day week. Only for government employees, though.

6-30-08

The website is down.