11-28-07

Jerry Seinfeld stand-up.

11-27-07

Where Mandy got her Facebook quote.

11-26-07

"Work doesn't make you happy, but it can make you unhappy."

-- Penelope Trunk

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"Computer programmers, in the Computers and Technology category, are listed as 30.1% very happy with their job. This ranks programmers in between Dress Makers (28.7%) and Waiters and Waitresses (31.5%)."

-- Some Blog, with the full results here.

Thanks to Marina for the links.

11-25-07

Lila has a staircase in her closet.

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Marina: "Lila, I'm so uncivilized!"
Lila: "Shut the fuck up and eat your pie."

Marina: "He's homosexual."
Lila: "He's not homosexual, he's European."

11-24-07

This evening Andy and I played Twisted Metal 2, the last good game ever made for the Playstation series. It was awesome.

11-23-07

Ass muscles are the biggest muscles in the human body.

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Babies have more bones than adults.

11-22-07

The worst person in the world. He kind of is a douche.

11-21-07

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."

-- Plato

The classic staple of Dave's Facebook profile.

11-20-07

Milquetoast.

11-19-07

Board game t-shirts.

11-18-07

According to the real rules of Monopoly, the game ends after one person goes bankrupt. The remaining players count up how much money they have and the player with the most wins.

11-17-07

www.ratemypoo.com.

I intentionally did not make that a hyperlink so that no one would even be tempted to click on it. I just need you to know that it exists.

11-16-07

Most addicting thing ever, ever. 44 is my peak. And I don't give a crap about the rice; it's just an awesome game.

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Found on passiveaggressivenotes.com.

11-15-07

Dave and I started watching Lost a few days ago. I'm ashamed to say it's a good show. Do I need to start watching more TV?

11-14-07

Cheap corkscrews don't work.

11-13-07

The founder of BD's Mongolian Barbeque went to Paul's high school.

11-12-07

Backgammon is older than Go.

11-11-07

Kickin' babies.

11-10-07

Jimmy Kimmel holds the world record for longest distance traveled in one work week.

11-9-07

Strong Bad doesn't like web comics.

11-8-07

Hollywood writers have gone on strike. Now, if you know me, you know that I'd be the last person on the planet to care about derailed TV shows, but seriously. You people write for a fucking living. You ungrateful bitches.

11-7-07

Underage girl playing chess? Hot. Just ignore the caption, it's stupid.

11-6-07

Dogs cause cancer. (Source.)

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Making your bed is bad for you. The extra humidity breeds more bugs.

11-5-07

Brett Favre is missing 30 inches of his small intestine.

11-4-07

Starcraft: The Board Game isn't nearly as bad as it sounds.

11-3-07

My mom liked the flowers I sent for her birthday.

11-2-07

I should really learn to stop clicking on links that Andy sends me.

11-1-07

Charlie Brown's dad was a barber.