Monday, June 30, 2008

6-29-08

Ticket to Ride came out on Live Arcade. If you own a 360, you need to check it out. It's well done.

6-28-08

Blizzard is making Diablo 3!

6-27-08

Wanted is horrible. One of the central plot elements is something called "The Loom of Fate." Not kidding.

6-26-08

The Supreme Court recently had a big ruling upholding the Second Amendment. The vote was 5-4.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

6-25-08

Pretty pictures!

6-24-08

I can't believe no one's ever thought of this before.

Monday, June 23, 2008

6-23-08

George Carlin died yesterday.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

6-22-08

Yinsh is a good game, for an abstract.

6-21-08

Talking to the police is always a bad idea.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

6-20-08

Doctor Who is a terrible show.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

6-19-08

"PRODUCER FRANK MARSHALL immediately proves his commitment to using CGI 'only when necessary' by featuring completely necessary CGI prairie dogs in the first shot of the movie."

-- Indiana Jones 4 abridged script

6-18-08

Schadenfreude is pleasure at others' misfortune.

6-17-08

Alex Trebek used to have a mustache.

6-16-08

Bacon floss.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

6-15-08

If you take the O out of Damon's you get Damn's.

6-14-08

"For waffles and for pancakes too,
Shake, point and blast is all you do!
Make a better breakfast faster --
Batter Blaster!"

Yes, because mixing stuff with water just isn't fast or easy enough.

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Baseball players play every day.

Friday, June 13, 2008

6-13-08

Fortune cookies cheat on the lucky numbers. Identical fortunes have identical numbers.

6-12-08

I got my first paycheck from Kaplan. Here's to a new career.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

6-11-08

There is a critical shortage of large-animal veterinarians.

6-10-08

So that was a good use of my time.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

6-9-08

Those greed-mongering sons of bitches reduced the size of fun-size candy bars!

6-8-08

Firefly is as awesome as everyone claims.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

6-7-08

Man jumps from plane with no parachute, dies.

6-6-08

It takes less water to run a dishwasher than to wash those same dishes by hand.

Friday, June 06, 2008

6-5-08

Dave's 360 got Red Ring'd. For the second time.

6-4-08

A year ago today was my first day at Epic. It was not to be...

6-3-08

A sunset on Mars:

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

6-2-08

Somebody in Japan claims to have made cold fusion work.

Monday, June 02, 2008

6-1-08

A fifteen hour tutoring package at Kaplan costs $2000.

5-31-08

5-30-08

For a long time, Louis XVI didn't know how to have sex.

"The true cause of the couple's infertility is revealed in a letter written by Marie-Antoinette's brother, Joseph II, to another brother, Leopold II...the problem was that when the King and Queen slept together, 'he introduces the member, stays there without moving for about two minutes, withdraws without ejaculating but still erect, and bids goodnight.'"