2-3-09

A guy robbed two 711's in Colorado with a Klingon sword.

1-23-09

A Texas high school basketball coach was fired after his team won a game 100-0.

12-3-08

"A Ross Township man accused of shooting his girlfriend waived his right to a preliminary hearing Wednesday.

Authorities say a 17-year-old McCandless girl was shot in the groin on Feb. 27 at Timothy Madden's Perry Highway apartment.

The girl and the 23-year-old Madden were engaged in "bedroom activities" when the gun discharged, police said.

Details are graphic, but police said the incident involved a .45-caliber handgun with a condom on it, and the weapon somehow went off."

The full story.

11-18-08

Last night, some guy parked his car across the street, shot his 10 year-old kid and then shot himself.

9-11-08

Officials: Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage whack.

6-7-08

Man jumps from plane with no parachute, dies.

4-15-08

Nerd.

3-10-08

Can't tell if this story is true or an early April Fool's prank.

"Weenus Chumkamnerd, 52, put his gun to the head of a respected female doctor and seven of her guests as they partied at her home in Songkhla Province, South Thailand.

He said he was so furious with their awful singing that he did not notice he had murdered his own brother-in-law.

'I warned these people about their noisy karaoke parties. I said if they carried on I would go down and shoot them.'"

John Denver karaoke sparks Thai killing spree.

2-20-08

Earthquakes aren't caused by the movement of tectonic plates. They happen because of gay people.

12-7-07

"According to the Arab News newspaper, the 19-year-old woman was gang-raped 14 times in an attack in the eastern province a year-and-a-half ago.

Seven men from the majority Sunni community were found guilty of the rape and sentenced to prison terms ranging from just under a year to five years.

But the victim was also punished for violating Saudi Arabia's laws on segregation that forbid unrelated men and women from associating with each other. She was initially sentenced to 90 lashes for being in the car of a strange man.

On appeal, the Arab News reported that the punishment was not reduced but increased to 200 lashes and a six-month prison sentence."

Gotta love Saudi Arabia.