11-15-08

Door-to-door meat salesmen.

8-31-08

Really, I'm not sure what to think.

8-25-08

High school-age Jersey girl: So I went on my ex-boyfriend's Facebook, since his birthday was last week. Only like 30 people wrote on his wall to wish him happy birthday.

Friend: Oh my god. What a loser!

-- Overheard in New York

7-23-08

They're making a prequel to Battlestar Galactica. It appears to be an abomination.

7-11-08

I totally want one.

5-14-08

Felch.

This is one of those moments when I need to refrain from providing a definition -- or even a link to the definition -- if I want to keep this blog rated R.

4-11-08

I thought perhaps that this would be the year there would be no snow in April. Just once in my lifetime, I would like to go the entirety of April without seeing any fucking snow!!

3-30-08

1-23-08

Lance Armstrong dated Ashley Olsen.

11-17-07

www.ratemypoo.com.

I intentionally did not make that a hyperlink so that no one would even be tempted to click on it. I just need you to know that it exists.