I played Mario Party for the first time today and was profoundly unimpressed. Imagine what Fuzion Frenzy would be like if all the minigames were terrible and the final winner was determined entirely by luck. Literally: in a four-player game, a monkey trained to press the A button over and over again would have about a 20% chance of WINNING. I'm not joking. I may not be a monkey, but I lost every single mini-game and still won overall.
Lesson: flipping a coin achieves the same result as playing Mario Party, but in 1/3600th of the time. I think next time I'll take the coin.
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