7-31-07

Woolloomooloo.

7-30-07

Nintendo was founded in 1889.

7-29-07

My tolerance for squalor is not infinite. (I vacuumed my room today.)

7-28-07

Julie's number one complaint about the fact that her heart palpitations have gotten so severe she needs to wear a heart monitor: "I can't wear any low-cut shirts."

7-27-07

Even if you don't like board games, take a look at some of these amazing board game pictures. My new desktop wallpaper:

(click to see the big and awesome version)

7-26-07

I broke down and got Firefox last week and, yeah, it's better.

7-25-07

Freecell kicks ass.

7-24-07

The plural of "mongoose" is "mongooses."

7-23-07

Thomas Edison electrocuted an elephant.

7-22-07

"Then a red light came on the dashboard and he said, 'What's that?' and I said, 'Don't worry about it, that's just to tell whether or not that bulb is working.'"

-- Steven Wright

7-21-07

If you eat lobster with your hands for lunch, your hands will smell like fish for the rest of the day no matter how many times you wash them with soap.

7-20-07

I can't tell if this is some kind of elaborate joke or what the hell is going on.

7-19-07

Golden Axe was released for Xbox Live!!

7-18-07

The world is a bitter, ugly piece of shit.

7-17-07

Goto statements are awesome.

7-16-07

Dr. Seuss never had kids.

7-15-07

The battery in my car is dead for no real reason.

7-14-07

Dave's mom rocks at Scattergories.

7-13-07

Kittens in the same litter can have different fathers.

7-12-07

Contrary to popular belief, driving a stick shift is very easy. Accelerating from rest, however, is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.

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Today is my cat's ninth birthday.

7-11-07

Pressing Shift+6 yields a caret, not a carrot.

7-10-07

Velveeta mac and cheese is way better than Kraft. You actually get a giant bag of cheese sauce. None of this powder crap.

7-9-07

Wondermark. It's kind of like Married to the Sea, but funnier and more thought out.

7-8-07

Jim Carrey is not a fan of observational humor.

Seinfeld parody.

7-7-07

Pescetarianism is a less stupid form of vegetarianism in which you're allowed to eat seafood.

7-6-07

The famous Hampsterdance sound clip was not an original production but rather a sped up clip from the Roger Miller song "Whistle Stop," which appears in the opening credits of Disney's Robin Hood.

7-5-07

Jerry Seinfeld used to wrestle. He also owns upwards of 50 Porsches.

7-4-07

Michael Caine isn't Michael Caine's real name.

7-3-07

John Cleese was the first person to say 'shit' on British television.

7-2-07

I haven't been putting any real facts in here of late, have I?

7-1-07

Scarlett Johansson will star in a movie based on Monopoly.

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"I made my cat drink bleach just so I could see my cute vet again."

"Anonymous said... to the lady with the bleach: honestly? I HOPE THAT VET THINKS YOU'RE AN UGLY B!TCH."

Allowing anonymous comments on PostSecret was a tremendously bad idea.