2-28-08

All right, this is kind of embarrassing, but I feel that if you're reading this blog you have some interest in learning things about me, and you therefore have the right to know that I spend a decent amount of time looking at Guitar Hero videos on Youtube. (In the case of the above link, it's actually a Rock Band video of the drums, but the point is the same.)

2-27-08

Garfield minus Garfield.

2-26-08

The comic it was part of became lame and I eventually quit following it, but here's my nominee for the best single strip of all comics of all time:

A perfect world.

2-25-08

Boxing was the first sport to be filmed, in 1894.

2-24-08

Dave made cupcakes!

2-23-08

Tuff = Token Ugly Fat Friend.

2-22-08

Supermanning.

To "Superman" someone, esp. a ho, means to masturbate on her back after she falls asleep and then stick the sheets to the spunk, thereby giving her a cape.

2-21-08

Culdcept Saga: not a great game.

2-20-08

Earthquakes aren't caused by the movement of tectonic plates. They happen because of gay people.

2-19-08

I know it's early, but here's a possible candidate for Best Joke of 2008:

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite steak?

A: Prime crib.

2-18-08

Tricky parking.

2-17-08

In Japan, there is a holiday called "Black Day," which is sort of like Valentine's Day except it's for single people. Yeah, nothing says "holiday" like calling people out for being ugly, and alone.

2-16-08

At the playground.

2-15-08

2-14-08

Valentine's Day is a festering swamp cloud of bullshit for about a hundred billion reasons, but what truly baffles me about the holiday is when it rolls around and the people who don't have a Valentine get depressed. To me this is incomprehensible. Being depressed on Valentine's Day because you're not dating someone is like being depressed on Martin Luther King Day because you're not black.

2-13-08

Snow is the bastard child of Satan's bastard daughter's ex-husband's bastard mule.

2-12-08

Andy sent me a video which wasn't ear-rippingly bad, and so I will honor the surprising occasion and share it here.

2-11-08

"See how eager and willing the country is to follow a banner, if only someone will raise it."

-- Niccolo Machiavelli

2-10-08

Bacon-wrapped hotdogs are illegal in Los Angeles.

2-9-08

Cute story about a hippo and a turtle. With pictures!

2-8-08

Um, okay.

2-7-08

Click on the picture to see it better.

2-6-08

Why does it snow? Why can't it just, I don't know, not snow, instead?

2-5-08

Naturally, the year I move to Wisconsin is the snowiest winter in the state's history.

2-4-08

People make games in ASCII.

2-3-08

The Superbowl featured a commercial for porn.

2-2-08

Human beatboxing.

2-1-08

E.T. saved Reese's Pieces from going out of business.

1-31-08

Late at night, nothing gets the job done like an ice cream sandwich.