Monday, April 03, 2006

4-2-06

A. You can throw up from drinking too much water. It makes your stomach swell, which your stomach doesn't approve of, especially when it's irritated after a night of heavy boozing.

B. Having thrown up the water as described in (A) above, it is generally not wise to then drink more water. "Tempering" it with orange juice doesn't help.

Source: being awoken twice on Sunday morning by the sound of Jim vomitting.

Note: I did not partake in the aforementioned boozing because I was gone all day at a chess tournament, but it is very frightening to enter your suite at midnight and find that all of your suitemates are splayed out on the ground because their temporary absence of motor functions prevents them from assuming a standing or even sitting position.

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