In English class today we did Powerpoint presentations about old English texts.
Confused student #1: "Why won't my attachment open?"
Sean: "I think your megapixel output is corrupted."
Confused student #2: "Where do I insert my memory stick?"
Sean: "Check under the converter."
"And I was like, why is there sperm EVERYWHERE?!" -- T. It was an absolutely legitimate statement in the context of his presentation.
"I had no idea sex with cows would come up today." Professor Emmons, at the completion of the aforementioned presentation.
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Poke the penguin.
Irrumator in Latin means "one who forces others to give him head."
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