Today I learned a number of important things about ordering breakfast room service at the Hilton.
First of all, when you check the "6:30-7:00" box on the card, it does not eliminate the possibility that your breakfast will arrive at, say, 6:27.
Second, the breakfast is not delivered (as I had naively hoped) Fed-Ex style. They do not knock on your door, put the tray down, and walk away. They keep knocking -- once, twice, three times if necessary -- until you answer.
Third, your breakfast will be personally handed to you by an extremely well-dressed, extremely professional-looking woman. It is therefore inadvisable to answer the door in your underwear.
Fourth, it is really hard to print your name, sign your name, calculate a tip, and add the tip to the original amount, in your underwear, having just woken up, with an extremely well-dressed, extremely professional-looking woman watching you.
On the plus side, you don't know if she's hot or not. She's kind of blurry all around because you're not wearing any glasses.
1 comment:
HA HA!
Your away message also made me laugh. At least I won't have the same problem you had when I'm interviewed. Think of it this way, your pain brings relief to others.
Post a Comment