6-30-07

Fans of Guitar Hero need to see something very important.

6-29-07

Something to consider about global warming. By Orson Scott Card, of all people.

6-28-07

Credit card debt isn't as widespread as you might think.

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Trainer: "Did you guys hear that the Middleton police station got robbed last night?"

Student: "Really? What'd they take?"

Trainer: "They took all the toilet seats. The police have nothing to go on."

We've got some awesome trainers at Epic, here.

6-27-07

"Somehow we ended up with a bag of X-13D superchips, some kind of mystery flavor, and if you want to know what they taste like imagine that a hamburger patty has fallen onto a cat, condiment side down. Believe me, it's worth buying a bag to verify this assertion."

-- Penny Arcade on Doritos

6-26-07

There's an online utility called Vischeck that transforms images to show you how a colorblind person would see them.

6-25-07

German Coast Guard.

6-24-07

p.s. You need to click on this one.

6-23-07

6-22-07

"So, how do you like being an intern?"

"It's okay, I guess. I get credit in some of my classes, but I'm not really interested in going into business."

"Oh, so you hope to be an unproductive drain on society, then?"

"No, I want to go to art school."

"That is what I said."

-- Ugly City

6-21-07

A person can be allergic to monkeys, as well as "monkey-derived products."

6-20-07

The people most likely to become serial killers are doctors, followed closely by nurses.

6-19-07

You can italicize text in Gmail chat by surrounding it with underscores.

6-18-07

Stress at work.

6-17-07

Evolution is a "fairy tale," incontrovertibly proven by peanut butter.

6-16-07

I had a dream that North Dakota was west of South Dakota, and that Montana bordered both of them to the north.

6-15-07

According to my trainer at Epic, the discovery that Vioxx causes heart attacks was made with Epic software.

6-14-07

A pearl necklace is a necklace made out of pearls, but it also has a naughty meaning.

6-13-07

"As we're headed home, I take a wrong turn. I'm trying to find my way, not paying attention to other important things, like how fast I'm going. I get pulled over, and issued a speeding ticket."

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"My wife, Emma, and I met in '94 at a psychiatric hospital. She was doing rat experiments. I, mouse experiments."

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"I met Lisa when a mutual friend invited us both over for a game of Space Marine. We both wanted to play Eldar..."

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"Anyway, after we got to talking for a while, we discovered we both had a deep mutual appreciation for all things Tim Burton ... Somehow we got into a game of tossing M&Ms at each other so we could catch them with our mouths in mid air (don't ask me), and after hitting her directly in the eye with several sugar coated candies, ..."

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"We agreed to meet at TGI Fridays. Of course, there are 2 of them, relatively close to each other by us, and we were waiting at different ones."

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Geek first dates.

6-12-07

How babies are born.

6-11-07

The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Ocean's 13 is an excellent movie. Don't be discouraged from seeing it just because the 12th one sucked.

6-10-07

Flaming Monkey Games. They don't make anything cool, but it's good to know that someone likes flaming monkeys as much as I do.

6-9-07

The maker of my mattress requests that I "turn it end to end and upside down" every other week in order to "equalize body impressions."

6-8-07

Bethesda is making Fallout 3.

6-7-07

There's a board game club at Epic, and the guy who started it is even cooler than I am.

6-6-07

A good chunk of the new hires at Epic have played Settlers at least once and liked it.

6-5-07

Poker Odds Calculator. A pair of 2s is better than an off suit ace-king.

6-4-07

Because I live in the central time zone now, webcomics update an hour earlier!

6-3-07

On the way back from Chipotle this evening, Dave changed lanes into a motorcyclist and almost killed him.

6-2-07

I had a mental panic this morning and had to look up dictionary.com to see how Wednesday was spelled.

6-1-07

Geek Love.

5-31-07

Sorry for the late/lame updates -- been moving into my apartment.

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My bed won't arrive until the 9th. I'll be sleeping on an air mattress for a week.

5-30-07

Senators tend not to win presidential elections.

5-29-07

Merlin.