If you had left Columbus, in a car, at around the same time my parents dropped me off at the airport, and driven to Madison, you would have beaten me home by two hours.
Airports: I take off my shoes for you and don't complain when you confiscate my cologne, so why can't you make three out of four of my god damn planes leave on fucking time?
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You think you had a hard time traveling eh? Mine wasn't all the airports fault but I think it was at least partly. My first plane was too late so I was going to miss my connection, which was the ONLY connection that day. Okay...so I rescheduled for the next day but the taxi didn't come in the morning and I missed that plan for which I could not be reimbursed. So then I just got an Amtrak ticket which means I took a bus, a train, a bus, and than another train to get to my dad's--a trip totaling 12 hours and I never even left the state.
Also, it might be for the best that they confiscated the cologne. I've never encountered cologne that smells decent. Most the time a guy just ends up smelling like he spilled something alcoholic on himself.
Wow, you're the first girl I ever met who doesn't like cologne. Every other girl I know is like ZOMG GUYZ MUST WARE CALOWN AT ALL TIMEZ LOLL WHY U NOT WAREING???!
There are plenty of us. We're just less vocal than the other kind, I guess. Mostly we just mutter to ourselves "Whew that guy reeks" and walk away before our eyes water too much. Maybe the type of girl who doesn't like cologne is generally too polite to say so.
Also, if a guy smells to begin with, adding cologne NEVER helps.
(This does not mean I think you smell. It has been many years since I would be able to tell one way or the other, but I don't recall you smelling poorly in high school.)
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