No paraphrasing of mine can possibly do justice to Timur's dazzling insights, so I'll let him speak for himself:
Timur (1:32:17 AM): I really want to see the world, dude
Timur (1:33:17 AM): I like to get out of America
Timur (1:33:27 AM): and then tell people I’m Russian (but really good at English!!!)
Boris (1:35:51 AM): why?
Timur (1:35:06 AM): people just hate Americans
Timur (1:35:11 AM): and tend to be ambivalent to Russians
Timur (1:35:19 AM): although I guess there are some places Russians are hated more than Americans
Timur (1:35:36 AM): if it's a really serious situation, then I just choose a random European country that doesn’t do anything but is kinda famous
Timur (1:35:38 AM): like Holland
Timur (1:35:42 AM): that’s my backup, always
Boris (1:35:51 AM): what if the person speaks Dutch?
Boris (1:35:55 AM): you're in a pickle
Timur (1:36:01 AM): well this is usually toward Asian folk
Timur (1:36:10 AM): not cultured people
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Timur (1:42:36 AM): also in Holland there are literally something like 20 different types of mayo
Timur (1:42:39 AM): and they put it into everything
Timur (1:42:47 AM): I’ve had French fries with mayo
Timur (1:42:51 AM): hot dogs with mayo
Timur (1:42:53 AM): people with mayo
Timur (1:42:58 AM): they have some good mayo, no joke
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