My board games arrived in the mail today and Kevin and Dave and I played Tigris & Euphrates. It was awesome.
Cocaine produces three main effects:
1) It coats the brain with dopamine. This makes you happy.
2) It reduces the brain's ability to remove dopamine. This makes you even happier.
3) It reduces the brain's ability to make its own dopamine. This makes cocaine the only thing that makes you happy.
Conclusion: cocaine is awesome. Just like Tigris & Euphrates. And you thought these were unrelated, didn't you?
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