Monday, March 31, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
3-26-08
Incompetent People Really Have No Clue, Studies Find.
The article (compliments of Marina) is utter bullshit, but it's worth it for the title.
In the words of Lila: "That researcher was right about one thing: he is incompetent."
The article (compliments of Marina) is utter bullshit, but it's worth it for the title.
In the words of Lila: "That researcher was right about one thing: he is incompetent."
3-25-08
Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling.
Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?
Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there.
-- Arrested Development
Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?
Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there.
-- Arrested Development
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
3-17-08
Goldfish have an attention span of 3 seconds.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell is up with Snapple lids these days, either.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell is up with Snapple lids these days, either.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
3-13-08
Slang That I'm Officially Too Old For, #2:
rickroll (v) -- to present someone with a hyperlink that points to this video, yet claim that it points to some other, infinitely more interesting, thing.
For example: Scarlett Johansson finally shows her boobs!
rickroll (v) -- to present someone with a hyperlink that points to this video, yet claim that it points to some other, infinitely more interesting, thing.
For example: Scarlett Johansson finally shows her boobs!
3-12-08
"To do two things at once is to do neither."
— Publilius Syrus, Roman slave, first century B.C.
— Publilius Syrus, Roman slave, first century B.C.
Monday, March 10, 2008
3-10-08
Can't tell if this story is true or an early April Fool's prank.
"Weenus Chumkamnerd, 52, put his gun to the head of a respected female doctor and seven of her guests as they partied at her home in Songkhla Province, South Thailand.
John Denver karaoke sparks Thai killing spree.
"Weenus Chumkamnerd, 52, put his gun to the head of a respected female doctor and seven of her guests as they partied at her home in Songkhla Province, South Thailand.
He said he was so furious with their awful singing that he did not notice he had murdered his own brother-in-law.
'I warned these people about their noisy karaoke parties. I said if they carried on I would go down and shoot them.'"John Denver karaoke sparks Thai killing spree.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
3-9-08
Dave: "So, should we get going?"
Me: "Nah, it's not going to take an hour to get there."
Dave: "Um..."
Wish somebody had told me about daylight fucking savings time.
Me: "Nah, it's not going to take an hour to get there."
Dave: "Um..."
Wish somebody had told me about daylight fucking savings time.
3-7-08
"My other D&D story involves a girl I was infatuated with who decided that D&D was of the devil, and I should immediately throw away all my stuff. Hmmm. The girl or the D&D? Which should I choose?
I chose the girl. She chose my best friend. But by then all my D&D stuff was ashes in the trash burner."
Favorite Dungeons and Dragons Moments.
I chose the girl. She chose my best friend. But by then all my D&D stuff was ashes in the trash burner."
Favorite Dungeons and Dragons Moments.
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Monday, March 03, 2008
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