Mr. Tatman shaved his moustache and looks years younger without it.
Graduation ceremonies suck, especially when the class president is a ditz the size of Montana. "Let's continue our vertical voyage, shoot for the stars and never settle for mediocrity." No, let's not. And let's not say "In conclusion..." but then continue spouting garbage for another ten minutes. Moreover: nobody cares about what your god damn DENTIST thinks, but if you're going to talk about it, don't include the fact that you saw him yesterday. It shows that you probably wrote the speech at 1:00 in the morning and don't have a [CHILDREN MAY BE READING THIS] clue.
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