"Priapus is a god of fertility, protector of horticulture and viticulture. His statue, holding a wooden sickle in his hand, was used in the Roman gardens as scarecrow, and his enormous penis as a threat against thieves."
"... If I do seize you ... you shall be so stretched that you will think your anus never had any wrinkles."
Cradle of democracy my ass; the Greeks were screwed up. Read more here.
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